Novelty Business card
$1.00
Novelty card, similar in size to a business card.
The card itself is bold and eye-catching, with white text that reads:
- “NO DEADLINES” (top left)
- “NO BUSINESS” (top right)
- “RETIRED” (center, large text)
- “ASK SOMEONE ELSE” (below it)
- “MON–SUN NOT MY PROBLEM” (bottom left)
- “NO PHONE NO EMAIL” (bottom right)